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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:18

Next, they tried...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Finance leaders fear destructive U.S. debt scenario - Axios
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!